What
fresh hell is this? |
Links
to the new stuff on the site, updated as often as I get around to
it. |
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BE
STILL MY HEART!! The gal's on the ballot!! If dead people can vote
in Florida, why can't I.... |
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The first official appearance of the Janet
Reno Action Figure, a doll that gets one HELL of a lot more action
than Barbie ever did. Barbie can kiss my ass--THIS is the doll for
the thinking babydyke!! (Over 18 puh-leeze, Janet gets LUCKY)
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My poetic odes to the most moisture-inducing
butch ever to set foot on Capitol Hill! |
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My personal correspondance with
the Generallisimo. So personal in fact, she's never seen a word of
it! |
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The transcript of
Janet's Fox News interview, where she kicked some serious ass! |
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Not sure why, but
ya do, so here 'tis....... |
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A very little bit about me. |
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This is for Janet's eyes only,
so KEEP out, the rest of you sleazebags! How dare you rest yer dirty
eyeballs on my private correspondance! |
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Always had
a thing for Bea Arthur? Screech from Saved by the Bell? Madeline Albright?
Or, God help you, Carrot Top? Here's the place to confess those odd
attractions that the boys around the water cooler just wouldn't understand. |
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I do have enthusiasms other than the aforementioned
former Attorney General--I swear! Here are a few.
PLUS, free of charge, my personally invented, handy-dandy formula
for figgerin' out yer drag king name, should that sort of thing
be of interest.
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My Dream Date With Janet Reno
(under construction)
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Would
she arrive in her pickup truck? Would she bring flowers? Would she
whisper complicated legal theory into my ear as she tried to get to
first base? Would she pack? Would I? Follow me on my evening out with
the butch of my dreams
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