Private note to Janet Reno:
If you ever happen to come across my humble little site, I just want to
make it clear that I am just a fan, and not some freaky sociopathic stalker.
Consider this site the pathetic adult equivalent of Tiger Beat for socially
challenged femme lesbians with a little book learnin' and too much time
on their hands. When you think about it, this site isn't all that different
in spirit from those hot pictures of Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer
you've got pinned to your bathroom mirror..
P.S. I really DO think you're hot. Seriously.