A Private note to Janet Reno:

Dear Janet:

If you ever happen to come across my humble little site, I just want to make it clear that I am just a fan, and not some freaky sociopathic stalker. Consider this site the pathetic adult equivalent of Tiger Beat for socially challenged femme lesbians with a little book learnin' and too much time on their hands. When you think about it, this site isn't all that different in spirit from those hot pictures of Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer you've got pinned to your bathroom mirror..

TLA,
Dolores
XOXOXO

P.S. I really DO think you're hot. Seriously.