I'VE GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN....
Cole Porter had nothing on these folks, who have some wacky, wacky wank fodder to contend with, in the dark of the night, under the covers, with only the dim hum of the Hitachi Magic Wand and warm thoughts of their beloved for company....
on 4/9/02, Philip P. writes:
On 3/4/02, Ilse writes:
While searching for some more info
on Iris Murdoch (having just seen and loved both the young and old Iris),
I couldnt believe how apt your site was. Why ? Because my Real reason
for surfing was that I am just crazy about JUDY
On 3/3/02, May writes:
personally, i don't find this to be
all that strange an obsession, but everyone that i know does, so i thought
i'd let you know. while agnes
moorehead herself is great, ENDORA
is who really gets me hot.
On 10/3/01, Slewbilly writes:
I have always had a crush Ralph
from Green Acres.
(heh heh heh)
On 9/18/01, Maria writes:
Dear Maker of best website in the world,
You shutdown Geraldo! Your broken
nose is nothing to her manly chain glistening on her chest !
On 8/27/01, HLS writes:
You are so on the money with your JR observations. I too was riding the lust wagon for Ms Reno during her tenure. But, if push came to shove, I'd have to give my favorite political gal, Christie Whitman first dive.
Yes, she's conservative, yes, she's Republican, but power is the ultimate aphrodisiac as they (Henry Kissinger axshully--d.h.) say and she knows how to wield it. Of course, Hillary definitely comes into play here as well as Chelsea.
Don't know how this rumor got started, but my girlfriend perpetuates the myth that my ultimate 4-some would be myself, the Queen Mum, Phyllis Diller and Billie Jean King. Why argue, I'd be there. (shit, who wouldn't? d.h.)
Keep up the good work!
On 8/19/01, Birdy Wheezie writes:
Did you see him in that play where he gets seduced by the older woman? (Madame Melville by Richard Nelson. And, sadly, no. d.h.) Can you arrange for me to be that actresses' understudy? (Not unless you can get me a job working directly under You Know Who--d.h.) I want my Big Mac to taste the special sauce between my sesame seed buns!
On 8/5/01, Sonya writes:
Is this weird enough? Gary Sandy, who played "Andy Travis" on WKRP in Cincinnati.
Come on, that cowboy hat, the boots, the drawl--you're thinking, maybe too butch, but no, the HAIR! Coiffed to lofty, feathered perfection.
On 8/4/01, Trudy writes:
I can't believe no one's thought of DANA IVEY!
I mean, she's amazingly talented, funny as heck, and also a terrifying diva who actually tells playwrights to their face that "well, you have to admit that's not very good."
On 8/2/01, C.C. d'Boi writes:
First, I'd like to say that your website
kicks ass! Someday I hope to see you riding bitch in that pickup and getting
the Reno love that you so desire.
Now, I am not in the habit of writing
erotica so you will just have to imagine what "goes down" once
that door closes and the lights dim. But I will say that the pies d' resistance
would be walking down the halls of ABC with a post-coidal political glow
and hearing a little, "pssst"....glance over to find Diane
Sawyer, leaning against her dressing room door jam, she whispers in
that sexy voice, "Great job on the show today...I'd love to share
my ideas about GOOD MORNING, AMERICA with you. Do you have time for a
warm Godiva liqueur mocha latte?"
On 7/12/01, Jane writes:
Okay for your section on odd obsessions:
We watch it all the time and we keep hoping they'll
get it on! I know they won't but we get some big hard ons thinking of
it. They throw us a bone sometimes when the girls will be going on a date
or to a party and they'll wear low-cut dresses. Have you seen the rack
on those 2? Yum. Seriously, they're total foxes. One time I was watching
it and my girlfriend called me on the phone later and as it turns out
we had both been watching and both been staring at Blanche's erect nipples
when she was in a nightgown. (If you wanna see, be sure to catch the episode
where, in the beginning, all the golden girls wanted that guy who lived
next-door--you know the guy from Empty Nest. Remember that show? Yeah
well that was one of the episodes where he makes an appearance on Golden
Girls. Of course that's not the appearance I was looking at!) It's not
really that odd of an obsession but it's enjoyable. Seriously, all you
ladies should tune in and
On 7/12/01, MacBea writes:
Look, my obsession is not odd. I believe that Ralph Fiennes belongs to a very select subset: the male lesbian.
It is you that chooses to trivialize my pure and unsullied love by calling it odd. Is it odd to want to see Ralph take it up the poop chute? I think not. I am not alone in my obsession. All lesbians, fags, straight women, and (truth to be told) straight men self-lubricate at the sight or thought of Ralph Fiennes. What's not to like? Incredibly talented, soulful, and easy like Sunday morning on los ojos. So here is a poem expressing my love and admiration:
On 7/2/01, PixxieChaos writes:
so your site said to send you who your ridiculous
crush is on... since it doesnt look like anyone else has sent theirs in...
here's mine... sadly, i
ok ok... so a few of my friends already do know
about my fixation on Harry
Potter... and i mean really, Harry is *not* a 14 year old boy! hes
On 6/9/01, Macgret (aka G-spot) writes:
Even though I'm a die-hard, tree-hugging, Liberal
Democrat and a mound-munching lesbian, I find myself irresistibly attracted
OH PAUL I LOVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BUTT? YOU ARE SO HOT!
C'MON EVERYONE... ISN'T HE HOT AS HELL? THOSE SENSUAL LIPS...THOSE FIERCELY INTELLIGENT EYES...THE WAY HE SNEERS EVERY TIME HE SAYS "BILL CLINTON." OH YEAH BABY...TAKE ME ON THE RUG OF THE OVAL OFFICE!!!
I LOVE PAUL!
Don't we all feel better now that that's off our collective chests?
Is there some slightly embarrassing
wannabe intrigue you'd like disclose?