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Part
3: Citizen Reno Gets Lucky!!
You knew she had it in her, and
now she's puttin it in someone else!
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Jan suavely puts "Let's Get It on" on her bachelor pad hi-fi
and grabs Ms. Spice by the hand. "Shall we get a bit more comfortable?"
our gal Jan growls in her date's ear. "Oh yes!" croons the enthralled
Mel--a phrase that she will repeat many times before the evening's through.....
As they snuggle in, Jan lets Scary know her halter top looks uncomfortable--Scary
agrees.
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"Oh, Janet, you're so.........virile!"
sighs Ms. Scary. "Just doing my job, ma'am", Jan grunts as she
deftly adjusts her pelvis to get to second base. |
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Citizen Reno decides that a more in-depth investigation
is required. (don't wanna smudge those glasses, hon!) |
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Scary is curious about the famous "Reno
Judgement" she's heard so much about. Jan is only too happy to mete
out a helping of justice, Reno-style. ("Where did I put those damned
handcuff keys?" Janet muses.) |
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"Mmmph!" says the overexcited Scary.
"Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ!" says the sweaty Janet, as her eyes
roll up into the back of her head. |
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"Impale yourself on my sword of Justice!"
the butchly Ms. Reno commands. Scary, a law-abiding citizen, is only too
glad to comply. |
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Satisfied at another Job Well Done, Citizen Reno can take a well-deserved
breather.
Another day, another doll............
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